Six Degrees of Brooke's Obsessions

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

i want to die everyday I keep thinking kill me now today has to be the day ive been bullied and abused whats the point of living?
Anonymous

omg-fuckthepolice:

nott-thinn-enoughh-yett:

suicidesilencechild:

littlemissrebelious:

saraandkellinquinn:

razors-andblades:

everyone needs to read this

Why doesn’t this have more notes

Everybody should reblog this

Someone loves you. 

This post is absolutely perfect.

fearmyname:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

that was beautiful

I think I found my new paper topic…

fearmyname:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

that was beautiful

I think I found my new paper topic…

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe.  (July 23, 1989)
minnothebunny:

gingerhaole:

A juniper crown for Anna’s prince, money-poor but rich in everything else.
[ prints ]

No words

minnothebunny:

gingerhaole:

A juniper crown for Anna’s prince, money-poor but rich in everything else.

[ prints ]

No words

dontgigglesherlock:

its-usually-subtext:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

tugamaggie:

mylastchances:

hammer-in-my-pants:

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

Make the clock reverseBring back what once was mine Heal what has been hurtChange the fates design Save what has been lostBring back what once was mineWhat once was mine 

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

ACTUAL TEARS.  You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.

I HADN’T EVEN FINISHED LAUGHING YET GOD

Literally my reaction:

And then I cried

dontgigglesherlock:

its-usually-subtext:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

tugamaggie:

mylastchances:

hammer-in-my-pants:

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

Make the clock reverse

image

Bring back what once was mine 

image

Heal what has been hurt

image

Change the fates design

 image

Save what has been lost

image

Bring back what once was mine

image

What once was mine

image 

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

ACTUAL TEARS.  You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.

I HADN’T EVEN FINISHED LAUGHING YET GOD

Literally my reaction:

image

And then I cried

styrnwilf:

HAHAHAHA

Also look, a well done rape joke.

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.